Where do you see yourself in 5 years…

[thelace]

Divorced

But earning a tulip load of money running my own consultancy with several employees at my beck and call.

[Gordon Brown]

Running this country.

Thanks for your support.

[lilelvis2000]

Sitting in the same office on the same chair, with a room full of useless servers....crying.

[Mich the Tester]

What are they expecting when they ask f**king stupid questions like this?

[VectraMan]

In the mirror.

[Mich the Tester]

Tell me about yourself
What are your strengths and weaknesses?
What do your colleagues think about you?

FFS, ask me some questions about my skills and experience or shut the f**k up.

[BrilloPad]

I want to be working anywhere other than clientco.

[Mich the Tester]

Just going through my post interview analysis for a permie role and I can’t think what the correct answer is to this age old chestnut of a question?

Sacking you.

[snaw]

Tell me about yourself
What are your strengths and weaknesses?
What do your colleagues think about you?

FFS, ask me some questions about my skills and experience or shut the f**k up.

Getting many offers atm mich?

[Mich the Tester]

Getting many offers atm mich?

I'm in a contract. I don't want to even think about going permie. FFS I'd rather shave my balls with a hedge trimmer than work for a dipstick who asks these stupid interview questions.