"...£4.47 for dog food"

[DodgyAgent]

It's poor form to laugh at your own jokes.

I am an agent remember

[OwlHoot]

Provided the £4.47 for dog food was part of the MP's daily food allowance, I personally don't see a problem. It's cheaper than a meal at a fancy restaurant with a bottle of plonk.

Or for David Blunkett's guide dog - That poor long-suffering mutt deserves only the best steak every day for having to put up with the tosser every waking hour.