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    #51
    Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
    Bloody good job I'm of the flying-spaghetti-monster variety.
    Originally posted by cailin maith
    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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      #52
      Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
      Thankfully as a wee proddie(!) is it not the case that the RC faith considers us to be the anti-christ?

      Bloody good job I'm of the flying-spaghetti-monster variety. I've always thought that arguing over religion was like arguing over who had the best imaginary friend.
      arrr! Ramen! His noodly appendage isn't really anti anything; he's a sort of libertarian god figure who'd just rather you didn't be nasty to other people.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #53
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        "Mother's Little Helper"


        (Jagger/Richards)

        What a drag it is getting old
        "Kids are different today"
        I hear ev'ry mother say
        Mother needs something today to calm her down
        And though she's not really ill
        There's a little yellow pill
        She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
        And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

        "Things are different today"
        I hear ev'ry mother say
        Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
        So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
        And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
        And two help her on her way, get her through her busy day

        Doctor please, some more of these
        Outside the door, she took four more
        What a drag it is getting old

        "Men just aren't the same today"
        I hear ev'ry mother say
        They just don't appreciate that you get tired
        They're so hard to satisfy, You can tranquilize your mind
        So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
        And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight

        Doctor please, some more of these
        Outside the door, she took four more
        What a drag it is getting old

        "Life's just much too hard today,"
        I hear ev'ry mother say
        The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore
        And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
        No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
        They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day
        Great.... thats going to be in my head all evening
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #54
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          See above... <sing>
          My ex-wifes dog was a nervous bugger who needed valium. The weirdest thing is to see a Rhodesian Ridgeback asleep on the floor, valium'd out of its wee face.

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            #55
            Originally posted by zeitghost
            I see a red door and I want to paint it black...

            No colours any more...
            strum strum strum strum strum strum strum strum ...

            Excellent song, and the only Stones track on my iPod.

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              #56
              Originally posted by zeitghost
              I see a red door and I want to paint it black...

              No colours any more...
              Grrr - I'm going to have to have to listen to them on the way home now
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #57
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Grrr - I'm going to have to have to listen to them on the way home now


                Nothing wrong with a little Strolling Bones now and again!

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  I see a red door and I want to paint it black...

                  No colours any more...
                  That and Play with Fire are really the only two Stones tracks I like, well apart from Standing in the Shadows (or whatever its called) and Sympathy for the Devil.....


                  Hmm - Pogle pops over to Play.com for a greatest hits CD
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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