Male perspective required

[Churchill]

Your not wrong there!! I don't think it could have been more obvious!

Look, when I go out for a drink with an old friend for a bit of a gossip - thats EXACTLY what I expect

An ex?

You expect just gossip from an ex?

How very modern.

Ok, watch this.

Oi CM, can I go out with my ex? Just for a gossip?

[realityhack]

I take it Pogle is not single, and he knew this.

<cough>

Pogle, is there something we should know?

[Pogle]

Ugly people need loving too.

I've never been to bed with an ugly women, but I've woken up with one or two

I wake up with one every morning.....

[realityhack]

Ok, watch this.

Oi CM, can I go out with my ex? Just for a gossip?

[Mich the Tester]

Look, when I go out for a drink with an old friend for a bit of a gossip - thats EXACTLY what I expect

Listen, it's really simple; if he isn't gay and you aren't ugly he wants a shag.

[lukemg]

Had this with various girlfriends, some bloke is taking an interest in their lives blah blah, they just want to be friends. Yeah right says I, unless women have suddenly become funny he is looking to bump uglies.
Sure enough, sooner or later, they pitch in with an offer to go out, go to a wedding or put a bid in on a works night out.
Does he take as much interest in the chunky girl who works with you ? Surprisingly no...
A lot of women talk about how they feel invisible to men as they start knocking on a bit, it's because they are no longer on anyone's list and men feel no need to make such an effort to be social 'on the off chance' !
Works the other way as well, I work on a team with a considerable number of mid-20 attractive girls who I have to accept are unlikely to make me an offer at my current age/wealth level !
You are born, grow, all too briefly blossom and then face the slow but steady decline....

[FiveTimes]

Listen, it's really simple; he wants a shag.

[Incognito]

An ex?

You expect just gossip from an ex?

How very modern.

Ok, watch this.

Oi CM, can I go out with my ex? Just for a gossip?

From experience, it seems to be that when women go out with an 'ex' it's just for a chat and they were still just good friends, yet when men want to go out it's more because they want to spread a little bit of the seed.

That's what my 'ex' used to tell me when she was the 'current'. She didn't really have an answer to

Well your 'ex' is a bloke too

[cailin maith]

An ex?

You expect just gossip from an ex?

How very modern.

Ok, watch this.

Oi CM, can I go out with my ex? Just for a gossip?

Of course you can.... just don't expect to be able to sit down when you have the breadknife stuck in your bollocks

Oh and have fun... give her my regards.

[Churchill]

Of course you can.... just don't expect to be able to sit down when you have the breadknife stuck in your bollocks

Oh and have fun... give her my regards.

See?

Simples!