The blood of a virgin slaughtered over a holy stone in the name of Satan.
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That's a girl's drink.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThe blood of a virgin slaughtered over a holy stone in the name of Satan.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
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Cans of Stella with a large "The Singleton" chaser.
Mmmmmmmmmm“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostCans of Stella with a large "The Singleton" chaser.
Mmmmmmmmmm
No! NO! It is a heinous crime to taint the Singleton with Satan's piss, Stella.
Personally a couple of generous measures of Dalwhinnie while watching Zen are on the cards.Hard Brexit now!
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I hope they have soft loo paper at ClientCo.Originally posted by Churchill View Post...Pukka "Detox" aniseed, fennel & Cardamom tea.
Take a newspaper and a pen with you, when you go - it'll help pass the time.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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I have just poured Mrs RC a glass of Château Maison Blanc.
I, meanwhile, am having a bottle of Droopy.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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My last bottle of Guinness Original (none of that flavourless canned rubbish).
Happy weekend everyone!
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