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Taleban 65 miles from Pakistan’s capital

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    #51
    Originally posted by denver2k View Post
    UK IT Contractors will interfere , will make a peace truce with taleban and persuade them to nuke bangalore



    denver2k for PM!

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      #52
      Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
      Who is the lady in your picture?
      Aysha Takia - Bollywood actress.
      McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
      Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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        #53
        Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
        Aysha Takia - Bollywood actress.
        Maybe she should negotiate with Taleban to get permanent cease-fire...

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          #54
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          Maybe she should negotiate with Taleban to get permanent cease-fire...
          Riiiiight....first thing they'd do is give her 40 lashes for exposing herself.
          Then force her to marry some local village man she allegedly was seen alone with (even though she's already married). negotiating with nutters is always the way.
          McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
          Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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            #55
            Originally posted by lilelvis2000 View Post
            Aysha Takia - Bollywood actress.
            http://www.uvouch.com/fanclub_photos...a_takia235.jpg

            What a cracking rack!
            The Mods stole my post count!

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              #56
              Originally posted by Menelaus View Post
              Care to gamble on that, Mr A Q Khan?
              Taliban are nowhere as advanced/educated as Iranian or North Korean scientists.
              They cant even configure their satellite receivers - so thier solution is to ban em..

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                #57
                Originally posted by sal626 View Post
                Taliban are nowhere as advanced/educated as Iranian or North Korean scientists.
                They cant even configure their satellite receivers - so thier solution is to ban em..
                True but Dr Khan believed that he was helping the Islamic cause by providing assistance to Iran. Assuming the Talebs appear with a bucketload of cash and the promise via his imam of 72 sultanas...?

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by sal626 View Post
                  Taliban are nowhere as advanced/educated as Iranian or North Korean scientists.
                  Suicide bombers only need to know which button to press and in some cases someone else will do that for them via radio link...

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by sal626 View Post
                    Taliban are nowhere as advanced/educated as Iranian or North Korean scientists.
                    They cant even configure their satellite receivers - so thier solution is to ban em..
                    I thought satellite was banned due to the "offensive" shows? taleban don't even want people to read the Koran translation...they'd find out what rubbish the taleban are!

                    Note, also that most of the taleban are not even from Pakistan! This is foreign invasion...and Zardari just sits around claiming its all an Indian conspiracy.

                    Where will the Pakistani's go if there is a civil war? Iran won't have them, neither India...China maybe? They'd be trapped.
                    McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                    Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                      #60
                      No wonder they get so uptight, boiling hot summers and no female leg to look at, not even a glimpse of cleavage.

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