Londoners more creative, intelligent and hard-working than rest of the country

[sasguru]

You mean Northerners who've heard how miserable Londoners are and just come for a weekend to annoy you all?

No I've lived up North. That Northern "friendliness" is annoying, twee and fake.

[Pogle]

What about the North West????

[sasguru]

What about the North West????

North of Watford is just one big amorphous lump to me, populated by funny people.

[Mich the Tester]

North of Watford is just one big amorphous lump to me, populated by funny people.

Yes indeed. It’s cold, miserable, poor, ugly and full of people who’ll nick your alloy wheels and sell them to Wilmslow for a tenner and a packet of fags.

This message provided courtesy of the Keep Londoners in London Campaign.

[sasguru]

Yes indeed. It’s cold, miserable, poor, ugly and full of people who’ll nick your alloy wheels and sell them to Wilmslow for a tenner and a packet of fags.

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Never a truer word etc ...

Anyway the choice is stark: 3 hours to Paris or 3 hours to the North - which would you choose?

[tino]

Never a truer word etc ...

Anyway the choice is stark: 3 hours to Paris or 3 hours to the North - which would you choose?

french or stench?

[Mich the Tester]

french or stench?

Send him to Paris. As I always tell southerners, the north of England is truly dreadful.

[Rookie]

french or stench?

Frog's legs or broken legs.

[Alf W]

Paris smells and is full of rude people. I can see why that would appeal to Londoners.

[sasguru]

Paris smells and is full of rude people. .

Indeed. Says a lot, then, that it is still more attractive than most Northern cities.