Originally posted by Beefy198
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You could sack 25% of people in most large companies with no ill effect
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Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
There would be an ill effect as the 25% good people are generally working at 110% to make up for the rest, if the crap 25% left what little they did would be dumped on the good people, who cannot take on anymoreComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostIt took you 20 years to figure this out?Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by Troll View PostI know which group you belong toHard Brexit now!
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IME there are often many people who are quite good but do next to nothing because they are not given much to do.Cats are evil.Comment
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Originally posted by swamp View PostIME there are often many people who are quite good but do next to nothing because they are not given much to do."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostChrist on a bike! Where can I get one of those jobs? I might even go permie for some of that.
tut tut..Comment
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Originally posted by Andy2 View PostJoin the public sector gravy train
tut tut..Cats are evil.Comment
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Originally posted by Andy2 View PostJoin the public sector gravy train
tut tut..
So true !! I noticed on the news that they are now recruiting masses of social workers from outside the EU on 42K a year because there are not the applicants available in the UK.Comment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostYou could sack 25% of people in most large companies with no ill effect
How could this be done? Well. Turn up at reception and before they start asking awkward about what you are doing there mount a surprise attack and sack security and receptionists, and anyone else loitering around, so that's the enemies front line broken. A very good start. Then instigate a pincer movement on the canteen and HR departments - they won't be expecting that. Excellent work. After a quick cull of management (top floors) your are now free to dismiss whom you please. There is nothing to stop you now, so why stop at 25% while you are on a roll?Comment
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