Having fun with psychotic neighbour…..

[EternalOptimist]

You might try to inject a little humour into your relationship with the neighbour.

For example, when you are testing the barrel-pump, ask her if she like your butt whilst wiggling your hips suggestively. When she tries to suppress the inevitable grin, start to pump hard and shout over 'Look if I pump really hard I can shoot it over the fence'
When she sucumbs and you are having a good laugh together, give her a tupperware pot with one of your cats turds in it. It will allow her to get it DNA tested to prove that the cat pooing on her rockery is not yours.

[Wilmslow]

You might try to inject a little humour into your relationship with the neighbour.

For example, when you are testing the barrel-pump, ask her if she like your butt whilst wiggling your hips suggestively. When she tries to suppress the inevitable grin, start to pump hard and shout over 'Look if I pump really hard I can shoot it over the fence'
When she sucumbs and you are having a good laugh together, give her a tupperware pot with one of your cats turds in it. It will allow her to get it DNA tested to prove that the cat pooing on her rockery is not yours.

Don't tempt me..... Liking the idea though!

Getting onto painting the roof wood edging in the next few weeks, which will mean a good weekends worth of staying in their drive - could be an interesting weekend!

[chef]

could be an interesting weekend!

[Zippy]

No - shoot me. Please ....

[thelace]

Extremely interesting.

Please give us regular updates!!!

[realityhack]

cat crepeing on garden

Cat pancakes are delicious.

Do you come with your own studio audience, Wilmslow?

[Halo Jones]

the roof wood edging

You mean the Fasica Board & Soffit / Eaves Trim

Yes I know it's pedentic but hay ho it's my job

[realityhack]

You mean the Fasica Board & Soffit / Eaves Trim

Yes I know it's pedentic but hay ho it's my job

MrsBGG, I do believe you just out-pedanted Wilmslow.
I thought that was impossible.

[Halo Jones]

MrsBGG, I do believe you just out-pedanted Wilmslow.
I thought that was impossible.

As a female I can happily say I do the impossible

Anyhows it was like me saying the "pretty button thing" in regard to keyboards to you IT bods

[realityhack]

Anyhows it was like me saying the "pretty button thing" in regard to keyboards to you IT bods