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    #91
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    what about this ?

    The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree



    Now that you put it like that... I'm in
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      #92
      Originally posted by Incognito View Post
      That's sheer madness, you've made that up, who'd believe carp like that.

      I got taught caligraphy at school, and I wrote that up in Italics and framed it.

      My brother is a vicar, so when he comes to stay, I take it down and hide it.
      Except last time, I forgot


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        #93
        Originally posted by Incognito View Post
        That's sheer madness, you've made that up, who'd believe carp like that.

        Over the centuries and to this day quite a few billion people, extraordinary when you think it through really.

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          #94
          If there was at least 18 years age limit on religious studies (like alcohol, smokes etc) then this would have changed in a few generations. A lot of violence in the world would have resolved itself pretty quickly.

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            #95
            Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
            Over the centuries and to this day quite a few billion people, extraordinary when you think it through really.
            I suppose it's a bit hard when you've got the worlds education systems ramming it down their throats from age 4.

            My local football club up in Scotland were running a kids get in free scheme to try and hook them at an early age. I wonder where they got that idea from?

            "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

            On them! On them! They fail!

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              #96
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              If there was at least 18 years age limit on religious studies (like alcohol, smokes etc) then this would have changed in a few generations. A lot of violence in the world would have resolved itself pretty quickly.
              You copied me didn't you. Cheat!!
              "I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith

              On them! On them! They fail!

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                #97
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                If there was at least 18 years age limit on religious studies (like alcohol, smokes etc) then this would have changed in a few generations. A lot of violence in the world would have resolved itself pretty quickly.
                heh heh. I like that.

                'Sorry sir, no talking religion in the pub. Would you mind going outside or into the beer garden'




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                  #98
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  'Sorry sir, no talking religion in the pub. Would you mind going outside or into the beer garden'
                  Pub usually has people over 16-18.

                  The problem is that children get brainwashed with this religious nonsense from early days and as they grow up they "treasure" this as some link to parents and brainwash their own children in turn.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by AtW View Post
                    If atheists are wrong they would have lived their lifes
                    as opposed to... what makes you think Christians don't enjoy living their lives? It seems to me that Christians have hope and are happy whilst atheists are bitter, in general

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                      Originally posted by contractor79 View Post
                      as opposed to... what makes you think Christians don't enjoy living their lives? It seems to me that Christians have hope and are happy whilst atheists are bitter, in general
                      Keep your religion to yourself.

                      I would not have the problem if religious people did not try to force their believes on others - to be fair right now Christianity is not what it used to be in this respect, so I am pretty cool about it, however I don't like their interefence in things like cloning, or condoms rubbish by Pope.

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