It could work if the guys sharing the room have a fight before they get in, to get the pecking order details sorted out, i.e. who is right when there are disputes.
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I just envisaged an idea where they lock them up for 3 months, and sever all contact with them, including no cctv footage or anything.
Then opening up the doors after the 3 months are up.
And noticing that it's very, very quiet.
As the outside team step in, they notice that all the fixtures and fittings are in perfect working order. All the furniture is perfectly arranged. A little too perfectly.
As they make their way through the hab, they notice no sign of anyone.
They call out, and receive no reply.
They finally arrive at the bathroom, where they can hear running water, and the sound of someone singing with much gusto.
They tap on the door.
A voice replies "We'll be out in a moment."
The running water stops.
They hear the sound of footsteps getting out of the shower.
A few minutes pass.
Then the door opens.
It's the Russian, Sergei, standing there drying himself.
He seems to have put on a lot of weight in 3 months.
Then they notice that he's not using a towel.
More like a skin.
Just like the other 4 hanging on coat hangers in the shower....Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by Board Game Geek View PostDo you get a PC with some MMORPG like WOW on it ?
That'll pass the time...The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.Comment
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