I bet no one wants him to move in next door. Who knows when he'll get his hat trick?
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That was a close one...er, two...
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Exactly. We should be given advance notice if he ever wants to take a holiday in the UK.Originally posted by PRC1964 View PostI bet no one wants him to move in next door. Who knows when he'll get his hat trick?
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He must have very strong genes/DNA not to have succumbed to some form of cancer due to being irradiated twice.
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he had three forms of severe cancer beforehand. but he got cured.Originally posted by Cyberman View PostHe must have very strong genes/DNA not to have succumbed to some form of cancer due to being irradiated twice.
all his hair fell out though
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splutter lolOriginally posted by moorfield View PostTo have one atomic bomb drop on your head is unfortunate, to have two drop on your head just looks careless."Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."Comment
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"My double radiation exposure is now an official government record," Mr Yamaguchi told reporters."
Funny thing is - I can remember a very similar story about 10 years back, but this time it was a soldier. His unit was in Hiroshima when they all got vaporised on the first blast (except him of course).
Since his entire unit was toast - literally, he decided to go back home - to Nagasaki.
Quote from a t-shirt I saw in Blackpool a few years back entitled "10 greatest f****"
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