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    #11
    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Okay, what's the minimum number of letters needed to write a meaningful essay comprising 50 words?
    I can do it in 10 (or 7... tulip 8... bollox 10..... OK 13... Ahhhh 14)

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      #12
      Actually I wrote 175. I will try to keep up as well

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        #13
        Originally posted by foritisme View Post
        Actually I wrote 175. I will try to keep up as well
        Quite likely you're not as clever as you think and you missed some subtlety in the question. So you thought it was simpler than it really was.
        Or you're doing a crappy course at an ex-polytechnic.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #14
          there was a competition once to write a story with a beginning a middle and an end in 50 words. the winner went something like this, (from memory so dont pan me)

          Susie was exited about the prospect of her wedding. Everyone would be there, her nan, grandad, her sister Joan, 15 years older , all the cousins. Only her mother, who had died bringing her into the world, would be missing.
          Joan, I do wish mother could be there.
          'She will be'




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            #15
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Quite likely you're not as clever as you think and you missed some subtlety in the question. So you thought it was simpler than it really was.
            Or you're doing a crappy course at an ex-polytechnic.
            Maybe I am on the course to learn more. It's actually an OU course in Astronomy.

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              #16
              Originally posted by foritisme View Post
              Maybe I am on the course to learn more. It's actually an OU course in Astronomy.
              surely if you want waffles on that course it should be gastronomy




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                #17
                Originally posted by foritisme View Post
                Why do universities encourage waffle !!

                Just had my first assignment back and lost marks because I didn't write the correct number of words. Why do you have to write 200 words on a question when 50 would suffice !
                Originally posted by Smurficus View Post
                Doesn't bode well, just submitted an assignment asking for 1000 words and finished all the pointless rambling I could in 450.
                Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                Quite likely you're not as clever as you think and you missed some subtlety in the question. So you thought it was simpler than it really was.
                Or you're doing a crappy course at an ex-polytechnic.
                Hate to say it but Sasguru is probably right. You probably haven't considered the question enough and haven't provided a full enough answer.
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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