This actually happened

[thunderlizard]

I don't know, but he only needed a mo to roll 'er.

well, s'ony human.

[Liability]

That goes for anything. If you don't get caught, it wasn't bad, was it?

it's almost always bad - but the mind translates it worse if others know as well. Which is why people never want others to find out.

It's like taking a tulip - you can go into the toilets and let it rip and fart and create the noise - but you wouldnt want it recorded and replayed in the office floor.

[scooterscot]

Me wife and I we're walking back from the Gourmet Burger Kitchen, yum yum, the other night with these 2 guys in front of us giving it the all lad take..

One of thrm say's "Just shag her and get her out of your system"

There are some real @£$$ out there...

[BrowneIssue]

She put the phone down at that point. End of marriage. He should have locked his keypad.

It would be interesting to know what phone he used.)

We're slacking chaps. Normally we can get from tax to boobies in one response. From divorce to technology in 5 replies is just not good enough.