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you can totally see my wang through these jeans

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    #11
    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Isn't lam-soc a girl?

    In which case I think she means her lady-garden, or perhaps a camel-toe.
    ...or possibly a Moose-Hoof?
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Rookie View Post
      ...or possibly a Moose-Hoof?
      Badly packed kebab anyone?

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        #13
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Isn't lam-soc a girl?
        Oooooops Tilt!

        But to be able to see Beaver though denim?? Thats one hell of a Pussy!!

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          #14
          Originally posted by Drewster View Post
          Oooooops Tilt!

          But to be able to see Beaver though denim?? Thats one hell of a Pussy!!
          More like a lion. Grrrrrrr!
          I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            Oooooops Tilt!

            But to be able to see Beaver though denim?? Thats one hell of a Pussy!!
            overused

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              #16
              Ah, good old WANG.

              Anyone remember them ?

              I still suppress a giggle when I recall one of their advertising slogans...(possibly an urban myth)

              "WANG CARES"
              Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

              C.S. Lewis

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                #17
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                Isn't lam-soc a girl?

                In which case I think she means her lady-garden, or perhaps a camel-toe.
                I found a post where he refers to his wife.

                So he's no she.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  I found a post where he refers to his wife.

                  So he's no she.
                  My mistake. He definitely means his cock then.
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #19
                    Anyone remember this?

                    Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
                    Results here

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                      #20
                      Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

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