People who shout on the phone

[BrianSnail]

"Hello?! Can you hear me? I'm in a tunnel"...tulip!

"HELLO?! YEAH SORRY, I WENT THROUGH A TUNNEL!! HELLO....?!"...oh tulip!

"HELLO!?!? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!?!...."

etc etc...

[darmstadt]

I'm On The Train

A mate of mine's dad was so pissed off with these people on the train that one day he got his own back. In a plastic carrier bag he placed an old Bakelite telephone with an alarm clock set to go off at a certain time. When the alarm went off he pulled the phone out of the bag and had an imaginary conversation with his wife about when he would be home and what was for dinner. He said the phones slowly got put away not to be used again and the looks on people's faces was priceless.