Originally posted by Xenophon
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Plans for the weekend??????
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No I will aslo be doing a bit of train spotting near Gare Noord in BrusselsOriginally posted by tuxNothing planned then?
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We'll see. I'll be out cruising for women this evening. Will let you know on Monday.Originally posted by Fleetwood1975You're that good?
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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Well today I have been to look at three properties. I shall spend a small amount of time on Saturday working out how much two of them are worth. Compare that number with what the asking price is. Then I shall fill the chain saw with petrol and chop some wood up, as a whooosa, calming exercise.
On Sunday I shall compose a little note to the estate agents involved requesting that they return to whatever planet they came from and maybe get someone from Earth to give me a more sensible price for the them.
That is unless I get distracted this evening, and the whole lot gets put off to monday...Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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On Sunday, most likely to the hospital where my wife will be induced into labour. The baby was due 10 days ago. Should be interesting....McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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Congratulations, you had sex.
For the wider congregation: can you please describe.
(They've never had, or likely to have, that experience)
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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The instructions only work if there are two people , one of each sex, involved.
Most on this board will just have to continue using their right hand.McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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