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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Bamber GrassGroin
    Gas masks don't fit snails...

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      #12
      What's grey and smells of Curry?
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #13
        John Majors c*ck

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          #14
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          John Majors noddy
          Correct. Southerners win.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #15
            Correct. Southerners win.
            oi you southern monkey read the details mate - North West not the Sarf East you cant

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              #16
              My dog has got no nose.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #17
                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                My dog has got no nose.
                How does he smell?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  How does he smell?
                  He can't! I told you he has got no NOSE!!!

                  Bl**dy H*ll don't you people listen!mad

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                    #19
                    OK you asked for it...

                    www.spotify.com

                    My mate gave me an invite a while back its gone GA now ...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by bobspud View Post
                      OK you asked for it...

                      www.spotify.com

                      My mate gave me an invite a while back its gone GA now ...
                      SFW? what is it?
                      "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                      Thomas Jefferson

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