Perhaps the NHS will follow suit...
Text <NAME OF BODY PART> to DOC
Followed by description of problem.
The Doc will analyse and reply back.
Eg,
>>WILLY DOC
>>OMG red mrks on shft
<<Wrm Wtr. Soap. Towl. Lipstk. Dipstk.
Or,
>>HRT DOC
>>HRTZ BAD HLP !
<<IF FEM, NO PRBS. GO 2 DOC IN AM. IF MAN, HRT ATK AND PRBLY DED NOW, SOZ.
>>ANKEL DOC
>>BROK PLAYIN FTBALL. IDEAS ?
<<ROLL ON GRND & CRY IF PRO LEEG, ELSE TKE 2 PARACTML WUSS
>>BLIND DOC
>>Hello, I am John's friend and he's got some sand in his eye and he cannot see at the moment. Hence I am using his phone to text you. What shall I do ?
<< WTF ? GTFO ! I CN ONLY REPLY 2 JON COZ PATIENT CONFIDEN, AND JON CANT READ IT NEWAY. PS L2TXT
>>HEAD DOC
>>I FINK IAM DPRSSED & WANT2 KIL MYSLF
<<LOL ! U & TEH REST OF TEH WURLD M8! EVRY1S MENTL @ SUM POINT. GO 4 A NICE WLK NR TEH CSIDE.
>>CRABS DOC
>> I FINK I GT CRABS
<< U AGIN ? HOW WS TEH WALK ?
>>TUMMY DOC
>>I GT A LUMP ON TUMMY
<<IS THT U CHANTEL ? I FINK U IS PRBLY UP TEH DUFF AGIN
>>TABLT DOC
>>WH@ IS BST WY 2 TKE ORAL CONTRCPTV?
<<ASK BF TO HIDE IN HIS 4SKIN B4 BJ
You know, I hope you've enjoyed reading these as much as I had fun thinking about how things could end up !
Text <NAME OF BODY PART> to DOC
Followed by description of problem.
The Doc will analyse and reply back.
Eg,
>>WILLY DOC
>>OMG red mrks on shft
<<Wrm Wtr. Soap. Towl. Lipstk. Dipstk.
Or,
>>HRT DOC
>>HRTZ BAD HLP !
<<IF FEM, NO PRBS. GO 2 DOC IN AM. IF MAN, HRT ATK AND PRBLY DED NOW, SOZ.
>>ANKEL DOC
>>BROK PLAYIN FTBALL. IDEAS ?
<<ROLL ON GRND & CRY IF PRO LEEG, ELSE TKE 2 PARACTML WUSS
>>BLIND DOC
>>Hello, I am John's friend and he's got some sand in his eye and he cannot see at the moment. Hence I am using his phone to text you. What shall I do ?
<< WTF ? GTFO ! I CN ONLY REPLY 2 JON COZ PATIENT CONFIDEN, AND JON CANT READ IT NEWAY. PS L2TXT
>>HEAD DOC
>>I FINK IAM DPRSSED & WANT2 KIL MYSLF
<<LOL ! U & TEH REST OF TEH WURLD M8! EVRY1S MENTL @ SUM POINT. GO 4 A NICE WLK NR TEH CSIDE.
>>CRABS DOC
>> I FINK I GT CRABS
<< U AGIN ? HOW WS TEH WALK ?
>>TUMMY DOC
>>I GT A LUMP ON TUMMY
<<IS THT U CHANTEL ? I FINK U IS PRBLY UP TEH DUFF AGIN
>>TABLT DOC
>>WH@ IS BST WY 2 TKE ORAL CONTRCPTV?
<<ASK BF TO HIDE IN HIS 4SKIN B4 BJ
You know, I hope you've enjoyed reading these as much as I had fun thinking about how things could end up !
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