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Spare a penny mate? I need a wee.

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    #31
    To be honest I wouldn't be as worried about my inability to see the dim green lights on the floor as I would about the fast approaching bulkhead, squashed pilots and fireball heading my way.
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

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      #32
      Ha ha

      http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/386...40297/card.jpg

      Safe for work.

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        #33
        There could be an unforseen effect here where passengers don't buy Ryanair drinks so they don't have to use the loo. That would be a double whammy to Ryanair, so they need to think this stupid idea through.

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          #34
          Just stand up and have a pee on the seat, most of their planes smell like that has happened
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #35
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            Just stand up and have a pee on the seat, most of their planes smell like that has happened
            WHy not pee back into the £2 can of lager they sold you. They only have to chill it back down and nobody would ever know.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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