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What religion should I join?
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"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested." -
Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostEver seen Dogma? Matt Damon persuades a nun that she should sleep with him as "it's what god would want". Quite funny.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View PostIt's Noodly.
Join my church and you get the following benefits in heaven:
A stripper factory.
A beer volcano.
Note: the output of the stripper factory is tailored for your requirements, and you can only see your strippers. So don't worry about seeing anyone else's that you would prefer not to."Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIs that the one where Alanis Morrisette is God?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
Join my church and you get the following benefits in heaven:
A stripper factory.
A beer volcano.
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Originally posted by thelace View PostIs it real ale or lager?
Only real ale.
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We also have a 30 day try before you buy policy. If you don't like our religion after 30 days, you can go back to your old one (your old god will most likely take you back i.e. Parable of the prodigal son).Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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