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University Challenge and that plain swotty girl

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    #31
    Originally posted by lightng View Post
    Depends on with blue stockings or without. I'm a sucker for stockings.
    So Superman tells me
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #32
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      For free?
      You seem to have exceptionally high standards Mitch.

      Are you a virgin?

      You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
        So Superman tells me

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          #34
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          I am sure she is a very intelligent likeable young lady with a glittering career ahead of her which she fully deserves due to her hard work and dilligence.






          But lets cut to the chase would you hit it?


          DEFINATELY!
          The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven

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            #35
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            I don't know how it is spelt... a mouse does it, like nibbling
            gnawing

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              #36
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              I don't know how it is spelt... a mouse does it, like nibbling
              My mouse keeps nouring
              Relationship's souring
              So I'm empowering
              My f***ing mouse trap

              (Not) Robbie Burns

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                #37
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                But lets cut to the chase would you hit it?
                Only from behind, while asking random Trivial Pursuit questions...
                Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
                  Only from behind, while asking random Trivial Pursuit questions...
                  Blimey! What's your problem chaps?

                  She's an intelligent and (to my mind) attractive young woman.

                  Do you all want your women to look like page three sluts or something off a lads' mag cover?

                  Do you like your women dumb, so they don't show you up?

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
                    Blimey! What's your problem chaps?

                    She's an intelligent and (to my mind) attractive young woman.

                    Do you all want your women to look like page three sluts or something off a lads' mag cover?

                    Do you like your women dumb, so they don't show you up?
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

                      Do you like your women dumb, so they don't show you up?
                      How can she with a full mouth

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