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    #41
    These parties are fab
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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      #42
      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
      These parties are fab
      [Drewster staggers back form karzi - slight stains on shirt, wipes mouth with back of hand]

      [Stands swaying a little then spots CM and approaches]

      Well Hello! Do you come here often?
      Shall we go and find somewhere more private?

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        #43
        Originally posted by Drewster View Post
        [Drewster staggers back form karzi - slight stains on shirt, wipes mouth with back of hand]

        [Stands swaying a little then spots CM and approaches]

        Well Hello! Do you come here often?
        Shall we go and find somewhere more private?
        Oi - I'm over here ... I'm not as hairy as HAB!!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #44
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Oi - I'm over here ... I'm not as hairy as HAB!!
          Well Hello! Do you come here often?
          Shall we go and find somewhere more private?
          Did you see that HAB.... They fancy me they do?
          Uuuuurp! Fancy a snog

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            #45
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            Well Hello! Do you come here often?
            Shall we go and find somewhere more private?
            Did you see that HAB.... They fancy me they do?
            Uuuuurp! Fancy a snog
            Can't I'm afraid, I'm off to meet my fella.... as for HAB, don't knock it till you've tried it
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #46
              <--Appears from darkened room-->

              *hands bottle of buckfast to Brewster*

              That'll sort you out

              <--Disappears back into darkened room -->

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                #47
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Can't I'm afraid, I'm off to meet my fella.... as for HAB, don't knock it till you've tried it
                Thats it I'm off - they are all bl**dy lesbians.... b*thches... Uuuuurp! *king girls... *king hate them.... *king lezzies Uuuuuuuurp!

                Hang on.... some b*arsteward has sheded my eyebrows... thats IT I leaving!! Uuuuuuurp!

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  Thats it I'm off - they are all bl**dy lesbians.... b*thches... Uuuuurp! *king girls... *king hate them.... *king lezzies Uuuuuuuurp!

                  Hang on.... some b*arsteward has sheded my eyebrows... thats IT I leaving!! Uuuuuuurp!
                  Was that a piece of carrot in his beard?
                  "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                  Thomas Jefferson

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                    #49
                    This party seems to have gone down hill.

                    <Gets out karaoke>
                    <this should get things going>
                    <singing>
                    When you were here before,
                    Couldn't look you in the eye
                    You're just like an angel,
                    Your skin makes me cry
                    </singing>
                    Originally posted by cailin maith
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                      #50
                      Hi!

                      Err, hello?

                      HELLO??



                      <checks address>

                      Yep. Right address.

                      It smells like there was a party.

                      The carpet looks like there was a party.

                      <sigh>



                      Oh, well. At least the blinking Ferret hasn't dumped the dregs in Light-Relief for me to clean up like he did last time.

                      <wanders off again>
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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