These parties are fab
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Time for a party
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThese parties are fab
[Stands swaying a little then spots CM and approaches]
Well Hello! Do you come here often?
Shall we go and find somewhere more private?Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View Post[Drewster staggers back form karzi - slight stains on shirt, wipes mouth with back of hand]
[Stands swaying a little then spots CM and approaches]
Well Hello! Do you come here often?
Shall we go and find somewhere more private?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOi - I'm over here ... I'm not as hairy as HAB!!
Shall we go and find somewhere more private?
Did you see that HAB.... They fancy me they do?
Uuuuurp! Fancy a snogComment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostWell Hello! Do you come here often?
Shall we go and find somewhere more private?
Did you see that HAB.... They fancy me they do?
Uuuuurp! Fancy a snogBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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<--Appears from darkened room-->
*hands bottle of buckfast to Brewster*
That'll sort you out
<--Disappears back into darkened room -->Comment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCan't I'm afraid, I'm off to meet my fella.... as for HAB, don't knock it till you've tried it
Hang on.... some b*arsteward has sheded my eyebrows... thats IT I leaving!! Uuuuuuurp!Comment
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Originally posted by Drewster View PostThats it I'm off - they are all bl**dy lesbians.... b*thches... Uuuuurp! *king girls... *king hate them.... *king lezzies Uuuuuuuurp!
Hang on.... some b*arsteward has sheded my eyebrows... thats IT I leaving!! Uuuuuuurp!"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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This party seems to have gone down hill.
<Gets out karaoke>
<this should get things going>
<singing>
When you were here before,
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel,
Your skin makes me cry
</singing>Originally posted by cailin maithHang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??Comment
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Hi!
Err, hello?
HELLO??
<checks address>
Yep. Right address.
It smells like there was a party.
The carpet looks like there was a party.
<sigh>
Oh, well. At least the blinking Ferret hasn't dumped the dregs in Light-Relief for me to clean up like he did last time.
<wanders off again>Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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