Are we really this thick?

[SallyAnne]

I was educated under several governments, Tory and Labour - it made no odds to me.

What you do you expect? Do you think education is like petrol? It's effectiveness is directly proportional to its octane content, or something?

Are you suggesting Labour Ejukashun is somehow much more effective than the Tory variety.

Or could it possibly be that the child who is being 'eductated' has a working mind and motivation to actually learn and improve?

It's all that Maggie Fatcher's fault - nobody lerned nuffink under her .

No of course not - but I was getting that point in before the CUK masses started blaming Labour for how thick everyone in the country is!

[Chugnut]

Yes, quite.

As I sat down in the ‘silence coupé’ of the train yesterday to read a fascinating article on ‘Earthquake-cycle deformation and fault slip rates in northern Tibet’ in Geology magazine, two ladies, not physically unattractive, took their seats at the other side of the aisle. They immediately started yapping inanely about their friend’s breast enlargement and how it looked so fake and bouncy. The chap sitting opposite me who was doing some paperwork spoke up and requested that the ladies respect the rules of the ‘silence coupé’. The response was ‘We;re not talking very loudly, so what’s wrong? You can’t expect us to keep our mouths shut for nearly an hour!’

Happily the conductor arrived and sent them away. Yapping women and their inane drivel are the reason someone invented the blow-job.

Sorry Mich, but your article sounds pants.

I would have rather heard about the fake and bouncy boobs from the two not physically unattractive ladies myself.

[Mich the Tester]

Sorry Mich, but your article sounds pants.

I would have rather heard about the fake and bouncy boobs from the two not physically unattractive ladies myself.

Seeing as Mrs Tester is not physically unattractive and is equipped with an ample pair of the genuine article, I beg to disagree. Fake tits just don't float my boat.

[pmeswani]

No. Just not a fan of pigshyit-thick people - which seems to be the majority of the UK population nowadays.

Unfortunately, they are the ones that make TV shows interesting... allegedly. If we had intelligent people on these shows, nobody would watch it or even criticise it.

[SallyAnne]

Yapping women and their inane drivel are the reason someone invented the blow-job.

You may think that you are superior with your "yes, quite" and your articles about Geology and Tibet...but this last sentence pretty much sums up your true character, dont you think?

[expat]

Seeing as Mrs Tester is not physically unattractive and is equipped with an ample pair of the genuine article, I beg to disagree. Fake tits just don't float my boat.

Nope, they certainly don't deploy my Trident.

[Mich the Tester]

You may think that you are superior with your "yes, quite" and your articles about Geology and Tibet...but this last sentence pretty much sums up your true character, dont you think?

Yes.

I guess women have a similar reason for the invention of their version. Men who yap about football?

[Zippy]

Hanging out here a lot is a sign of something....

A bloody boring day usually.
I agree with MTT though - there are a few people on here who can make interesting points. I just wish they'd log in a bit more often

And yep as a nation we are definitely getting thicker - probably because there aren't any thick people any more. They all have some kind of bogus medical condition now ......

[ratewhore]

You may think that you are superior with your "yes, quite" and your articles about Geology and Tibet...but this last sentence pretty much sums up your true character, dont you think?

That's a CUK classic-to-be and I'm adding it to my sig...

[Chugnut]

Seeing as Mrs Tester is not physically unattractive and is equipped with an ample pair of the genuine article, I beg to disagree. Fake tits just don't float my boat.

Yeah, I'm not a big fan of plastic pillows either.

It sounds like those girls were just jealous because they had nowt to speak of. You should have nonchalantly pointed this out to them before returning to your Geology mag. I'm sure they wouldn't have minded.