Prawns are underwater bugs - they're related to cockroaches, an entomologist told me.
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostPrawns are underwater bugs - they're related to cockroaches, an entomologist told me.
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostTsk tsk.........the ignominy of being classed as a Dim one then!!
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostEat my signature SB!
More worryingly, when did you start archiving my contributions? What an anorak!!“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOnly you could have taken that statement as anything approaching a serious analysis and not the blatant piece of bait, that those with an intellect greater than a toilet duck, spotted immediately.
More worryingly, when did you start archiving my contributions? What an anorak!!
I am touched that recently someone has added my name to their signature. And I thought no-one cared what I said! Now if I cold just remember who it was.....Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThats not worrying! Its nice to have someone who cares what you say. Think of it as your very own stalker : you are a CUK celebrity!
I am touched that recently someone has added my name to their signature. And I thought no-one cared what I said! Now if I cold just remember who it was.....
“The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”Comment
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostMight be nicer if it wasn't a jellyhead like DP!
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Originally posted by Pogle View PostPrawns are underwater bugs - they're related to cockroaches, an entomologist told me.Comment
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