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    #21
    Originally posted by SandyDown
    Noooooooooooo, unfortunatley am not wearing a thong today... my panty lines are showing too
    For a moment there I thought we were getting a presentation naked from the waiste down Brazillian, cue ball or rain forrest?
    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

    The original point and click interface by
    Smith and Wesson.

    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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      #22
      Originally posted by n5gooner
      doh........
      oh I know.. I'll just take off my panties

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        #23
        Originally posted by SandyDown
        oh I know.. I'll just take off my panties
        Set them up as a marquee and hold the presentation in there. It'll blow their socks off!!!

        Older and ...well, just older!!

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          #24
          Originally posted by SandyDown
          oh I know.. I'll just take off my panties
          You tease, what a little minx, need a hand?
          I am not qualified to give the above advice!

          The original point and click interface by
          Smith and Wesson.

          Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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            #25
            Originally posted by voron
            Well put, Lucifer. Remember to point out that if they don't accept your recommendations the business will not exist in a few years time. Include lots of nice illustrations; graphs showing trends (don't forget to normalise!) and expected financial savings. Remember your client and make sure s/he approves (potential empire building) and above all; NEVER SPRING A SURPRISE ON YOUR CLIENT. Let them know exactly what you are going to say.
            Likewise, Voron. You have to be in hard marketing mode and really ram home to your listeners succinctly and clearly what the benefits are. Remember, a quarter of them aren't listening, a quarter are wishing they're somewhere else, a quarter of them don't have the intellectual capability to see how an abstract concept of "doing something" will do anything other than give them something to do they're not doing right now (i.e. hard work for them). If you are lucky, the final quarter are actually listening but the majority of those won't be able to see the benefits unless you stuff them down their throats.

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              #26
              Originally posted by SandyDown
              oh I know.. I'll just take off my panties
              well if you need a hand I have one spare at the moment, the other is kinda busy....
              SA says;
              Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

              I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

              n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              (whatever these are)

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                #27
                Why do I have a strange image in my head at the moment!!
                For god sake Sandydown put them out of their misery

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by steve'O
                  Why do I have a strange image in my head at the moment!!
                  For god sake Sandydown put them out of their misery

                  cute little butt you have Steve

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                    #29
                    A spanking, a spanking theres going to be a spanking!!!!
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by SandyDown
                      cute little butt you have Steve

                      You want me to turn round?

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