Britain on the brink of an economic depression, say experts

[BrilloPad]

If you haven't got a war chest of dosh to survive for 6-12 months (preferably longer), and you've been doing this for more than 2 years, then you deserve everything you get.

You have never been divorced have you?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Cheer up ! Theres life in the old dog yet ...

Cosmetic surgery is booming in Britain... despite the credit crunch, figures show.
More than 34,000 procedures were performed last year – a leap of more than five per cent on 2007.

Boob jobs rose by 30 per cent.

[bobhope]

This recession was inevitable, and sorely needed.

But according to Cyberman, asset prices should only ever go up. I think you've missed something there :-)

[PM-Junkie]

But according to Cyberman, asset prices should only ever go up. I think you've missed something there :-)

I wouldn't know - I haven't seen one of his comments for weeks.

Happy days