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ee... that were a little harsh
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That's why I love this board. Good show old chap!Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Have you accounted for the speed of the bicycle? If he was riding at about 5 m/s, we could determine the speed of the bolt as 42 m/s, and we all know what speed does to momentum. It's surprising the bolt didn't go straight through the dog's head and leave it's brains splattered across the floor.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHmm. Let's guess he went for a good sized nut & bolt weighing half a pound together.
So, sat up on a bike with enough string to reach near the ground would be at least 4 foot of string.
Shall we say 4 revs per second? (Having just tried it with a power lead - much to her Ladyship's puzzlement).
Converting from medieval to metric...
250g swung on a 1.5m radius at 4 revs per sec = 250g at about 37 m/s.
That's a bit more force than as 28g at 300m/s, which is effect of shooting it in the head at point blank range with a musket!
An abattoir cattle bolt gun hits at about 75 m/s and the bolt on them isn't very big.
It certainly taught it not to attack animals with opposable thumbs and large brain cases in a predictable manner.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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<cough>Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIt's surprising the bolt didn't go straight through the dog's head and leave it's brains splattered across the floor.(\__/)
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