Which companies will be benefiting from the credit crunch?

[bogeyman]

Funeral Arrangers

I think that's the game to get into, seriously.

[swamp]

I think that's the game to get into, seriously.

Funeral arrangers will suffer unless they are bargain basement, ashes in an old coffee jar type outfits. Your black horse-drawn carriage, walnut coffin and granite headstone mob are going die off, as it were.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Funeral arrangers will suffer unless they are bargain basement, ashes in an old coffee jar type outfits. Your black horse-drawn carriage, walnut coffin and granite headstone mob are going die off, as it were.

How about special deals - two for the price of for one ?

Limited offer - book early to avoid dissapointment.

[Cliphead]

How about special deals - two for the price of for one ?

Limited offer - book early to avoid dissapointment.

pay now die later

[Money Money Money]

In all seriousness I came up with a cracking idea the other day... "Rent a coffin" - They only burn them 10 mins later, why not rent a coffin, as it goes through the curtain swop it for a cardboard box???

[Zippy]

Underwear manufacturers

[BrilloPad]

Underwear manufacturers

Plenty of bankers need new ones : I think they are beyond washable.....

[TykeMerc]

pay now die later

Actually that model has been around for decades.

[AlfredJPruffock]

pay now die later

Like it - a kind of PAYD scheme - Pay As You Die

[Cyberman]

Training companies should benefit, but HMG seem more prepared to bail out banks and waste 12 Billion on a VAT cut than do what commonsense should dictate.