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If you could go back 10 years and speak to yourself, what would you say?

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    #51
    Never ever ever under any circumstances turn down sex because of your 'morals'.


    And get heavily into BTL getting out during 2007.

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      #52
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      'Listen mate, when your missus says she wont do anal,she means she wont do anal with YOU, not every other buggerer in the quiz team'


      Shirley?

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        #53
        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        Agreed, although, listen to your Dad and don't think he's out to ruin your life 'cos he has nothing better to do, would be right up there for me.
        If I could go back 20 years, that would be don't listen to your Dad, don't let him near your house keys, and do think he's out to ruin your life...

        Ten years ago? Inform myself about Ponzi schemes, start one up, then get out well before it goes to tulipe.
        Last edited by Sysman; 14 January 2009, 18:57. Reason: typo corrected
        Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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          #54
          Originally posted by shoes View Post
          Never ever ever under any circumstances turn down sex because of your 'morals'.
          Don't turn down the advances of an 18 year old on the grounds she's 'too young'. By 23 she had turned into a real belter.
          Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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            #55
            Originally posted by Sysman View Post
            If I could go back 20 years, that t would be don't listen to your Dad, don't let him near your house keys, and do think he's out to ruin your life...

            Ten years ago? Inform myself about Ponzi schemes, start one up, then get out well before it goes to tulipe.
            Crikey...
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #56
              "Don't do sensible!"

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                #57
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                "Don't do sensible!"
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #58
                  Do you like the picture they took of us at the Christmas do?
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #59
                    Sell those Nortel shares......

                    RS

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Do you like the picture they took of us at the Christmas do?
                      You weren't there either you nutter!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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