Germany Out of Gas- Offical

[Toastiness]

Disspointed with the offical religions . Iam constructing my own Religion - AlfVanity - a heady mix of Hinduism , Jean Paul Satre and random Beatle Song extracts.

You could do worse than following Bokononism from the Kurt Vonnegut book Cat's Cradle:

"Anyone who cannot understand how useful a religion based on lies can be will not understand this book either."

"All of the true things that I am about to tell you are shameless lies."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bokononism

One of the funniest and memorable books i have read.