I've just ate something bad!! :eek:

[EternalOptimist]

I just tucked into a small tub of blackberries, and didn't realise it said "wash before use" on them...

Got to the bottom of the box and there's some horrible dead bug lying there

"Product of Mexico" - is this a Mexican bug? And if so, am I going to die now?!! Do I have the Mexican lurgy?!!!!

This really emphasises the difference between the sexes.
Women eek and complain about a horrible dead bug in their food,
Men only mention it if they find half of a horrible dead bug in their food

[EqualOpportunities]

I just tucked into a small tub of blackberries, and didn't realise it said "wash before use" on them...

Got to the bottom of the box and there's some horrible dead bug lying there

"Product of Mexico" - is this a Mexican bug? And if so, am I going to die now?!! Do I have the Mexican lurgy?!!!!

You do know that the pickers p1ss on these to up the weight, don't you... Hence the wash bit

[SallyAnne]

You do know that the pickers p1ss on these to up the weight, don't you... Hence the wash bit

I dont mind a bit of p*ss in my mouth, but I draw the line at a Mexican bug

[EternalOptimist]

I dont mind a bit of p*ss in my mouth, but I draw the line at a Mexican bug

how many legs did it have ?

[cailin maith]

I dont mind a bit of p*ss in my mouth, but I draw the line at a Mexican bug

Post of the day

As long as you didn't scoff the bug too - you will be grand!!

[Purple Dalek]

SallyAnne´s posts remind me of one of the soaps. Whose sockpuppet is she? AtW?

[cailin maith]

SallyAnne´s posts remind me of one of the soaps. Whose sockpuppet is she? AtW?

She's real and a top bird

[Alf W]

Did they scowl at you for wanting a plastic bag as they sold you the blackberries they'd just air freighted in from Mexico?

[TheFaQQer]

I dont mind a bit of p*ss in my mouth, but I draw the line at a Mexican bug

[deano]

It's a Mexican bushtucker trial that's all.

Any pains and stomach cramps, diahroea, vomiting, petechae and flu-like symptoms wont be serious. Probably. Although you might have ebola. Are you sure it was an insect and not the big-toe of a poorly monkey?