I was many many years ago 
Not may lady masons about.
Not may lady masons about.
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Just call me Matron - Too many handbags -
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They don't let my 'kind' in where I live.Comment
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My step father is a mason, he was 'worshipful master' at his lodge a few years ago.
He's often asked if I'd like to join but after attending a few charity functions and meeting the ‘brethren’ I really don't think I'd fit in.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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A couple of my friends are on the square. I think that's what it's called isn't it?
One of them is very keen. He keeps his apron spotless, deputises for the chief buffalo, and knows all the words and that.
The other one hardly goes now, he says it's a bit too bizarre. He still gives me the handshake though.
They are both considerably richer than me.Comment
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Thanks for all the advice. I thought the only outlay was for the initial book and the apron (max £50 together).
My friend describes it as a club who go out for a meal every now and then and help charities. Hmmm....Comment
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its the illuminati!"I'm more of a warrior than you'll ever be. I believe in the class war. I believe in the battle of the sexes. I believe in my tribe. I believe in the righteous, inteligent clued-up section of society against the brain-dead moronic masses as well as the mediocre, soulless bourgeoisie. I believe in punk rock. In northern soul. In acid house. In mod. In rock and roll. I also believe in pre commercial righteous, rap and hip hop. Thats my manifesto"Comment
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I thought about joining, but didn't like the sound of becoming an "entered apprentice"
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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At the last masons charity do I attended I had to stand with all the brethren and sing to the women.
Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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