Panic in the Civil Service - Government considering "Amazing ideas"

[Purple Dalek]

I recon they're printing money. They were setting up all the legal framework for it a few days ago. Final look see I had was of the instrument to hide the changes.

[Mich the Tester]

I recon they're printing money. They were setting up all the legal framework for it a few days ago. Final look see I had was of the instrument to hide the changes.

Well then at least there'll be something to keep the fireplace going.

[minestrone]

Made an attempt to get an International LLoyds TSB account based in the Channel Islands, need passport number so I will probably do that tonight.

I wil make sure I am not getting shafted on any commision as well.

I will feel much safer knowing that it is in Euro and out of the country.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Made an attempt to get an International LLoyds TSB account based in the Channel Islands, need passport number so I will probably do that tonight.

I wil make sure I am not getting shafted on any commision as well.

I will feel much safer knowing that it is in Euro and out of the country.

Nice work, if enough people do the same we'll really be shafted.

[expat]

Nice work, if enough people do the same we'll really be shafted.

It is wrong to put your money where it can't be touched. All your savings are belong to us.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

It is wrong to put your money where it can't be touched. All your savings are belong to us.

I didn't say that and I don't blame anyone, but if enough people do it, it will make things worse.

[Bagpuss]

another comment on Guido's blog from a Civil Service mole ..



I'm sure this guy(ess) is genuine. There's something about the terse matter-of-fact style.

That parting shot sounds very ominous to me. The most likely idea must be an Argentina-style nationalization of personal savings. So if you have any significant savings in UK institutions, I'd think very carefully about shifting it somewhere safe before McSnotty steals it all. Seriously ...

This is the best consiracy theory on this board since the days of the 11/9 bombings

[OwlHoot]

This is the best consiracy theory on this board since the days of the 11/9 bombings

*shrug* Take it or leave it.

If you don't think the mole is genuine then yes, fair enough, it's all a big giggle. Otherwise, can I remind you, they word they use for the ideas being considered is "AMAZING".

But time will tell, and if the worse happens don't say you weren't warned.

BTW If anyone is relying on an inheritance in due course from their aged Ps it would probably be realistic now to lower their expectations, most likely to zero.

[BrilloPad]

I know a few good banks in iceland. Was it Bumfluff who recommended Icesave?

[AtW]

Gordon’s five economic tests for joining the euro;
1. Are business cycles and economic structures compatible so that we and others could live comfortably with euro interest rates on a permanent basis?
Yes, we’re all f**ked at the same time now.

2. If problems emerge is there sufficient flexibility to deal with them?
Yes, if you think massive taxpayer bailouts for f**ked banks are a sign of flexibility.

3. Would joining EMU create better conditions for firms making long-term decisions to invest in Britain?
Yes, it can’t be worse than now.
4. What impact would entry into EMU have on the competitive position of the UK's financial services industry, particularly the City's wholesale markets?
Erm, I think the City’s competitive position is rapidly becoming somewhat irrelevant.

5. In summary, will joining EMU promote higher growth, stability and a lasting increase in jobs?
See answer to test 3.

I'll make you my advisor to the Treasure (if or when I take over it).