Credit crunch stories - got any?

[BrianSnail]

I would suggest 'minted'.

I would suggest 'my new girlfriend'.

[NetwkSupport]

Just thinking; leaving aside what we think of bankers, what should one call a woman who marries a guy in the good times when he’s making millions and then leaves him in desolation when things go downhill? Would ‘whore’ be politically unacceptable? Or too polite?

i think money grabbing whore would suffice?

i bet she left with all the family jewellery in her bag too.

[BrilloPad]

At least he found out what his wife was really like

You never really know anyone until you divorce them.

[BrilloPad]

i think money grabbing whore would suffice?

i bet she left with all the family jewellery in her bag too.

And his crown jewels too?

Divorce - from the latin to rip out a man's genitals via his wallet.....

[expat]

One banker was said to have described the crash as worse than divorce: "I've lost over half my wealth, but I still have my wife".

[BrilloPad]

One banker was said to have described the crash as worse than divorce: "I've lost over half my wealth, but I still have my wife".

And have they been divorced? If not - how would they know?