Mortgage payers

[PAH]

I think you only have to provide evidence you've been in possession for at least that time, e.g. with utility bills.

Ah, I see.

Plan B is back in action then. Going to need a few guys to help me build this 50 metre high haystack around my newly found country mansion. Just got to make sure it doesn't have HM Windsor on the junk mail and I'm rocking.

[Cyberman]

Wonder if someone would like to pay my rent for 2 years if I'm benched

Look at it on the bright side. You do not have to worry about falling house prices.