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Oi Lapland. No!

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    #11
    So he's stateless - a bit like Al Quaida?
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      .. Shall I tell them the facts of life too?
      Don't they learn all that in nursery school at the age of three these days?

      (If you ask nicely, they'll probably be able to clear up one or two things that may have been puzzling you. )
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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Sorry for not telling my kids the truth about Lapland. And father christmas.

        Shall I tell them the facts of life too?
        My daughter was telling me the facts of life the other day - she is 8.
        She used all the correct scientific terminology and left us flabbergasted.
        It turns out, one of the science books she was given for her 8th birthday has a section on reproduction - she read and absorbed!

        I suppose it saved me the job of doing it
        I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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          #14
          Originally posted by Pogle View Post
          My daughter was telling me the facts of life the other day - she is 8.
          She used all the correct scientific terminology and left us flabbergasted.
          It turns out, one of the science books she was given for her 8th birthday has a section on reproduction - she read and absorbed!

          I suppose it saved me the job of doing it
          Which book was that? We're starting to get those questions from the kids now, so a book might get us off the hook.
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            #15
            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Which book was that? We're starting to get those questions from the kids now, so a book might get us off the hook.
            Its called 'The Usbourne Pocket Scientist - Red Book'
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

            Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
            CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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              #16
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              Its called 'The Usbourne Pocket Scientist - Red Book'
              Cheers!

              < heads off to Amazon >
              Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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