So he's stateless - a bit like Al Quaida?
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Don't they learn all that in nursery school at the age of three these days?Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post.. Shall I tell them the facts of life too?
(If you ask nicely, they'll probably be able to clear up one or two things that may have been puzzling you.
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My daughter was telling me the facts of life the other day - she is 8.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSorry for not telling my kids the truth about Lapland. And father christmas.
Shall I tell them the facts of life too?
She used all the correct scientific terminology and left us flabbergasted.
It turns out, one of the science books she was given for her 8th birthday has a section on reproduction - she read and absorbed!
I suppose it saved me the job of doing it
I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Which book was that? We're starting to get those questions from the kids now, so a book might get us off the hook.Originally posted by Pogle View PostMy daughter was telling me the facts of life the other day - she is 8.
She used all the correct scientific terminology and left us flabbergasted.
It turns out, one of the science books she was given for her 8th birthday has a section on reproduction - she read and absorbed!
I suppose it saved me the job of doing it
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Its called 'The Usbourne Pocket Scientist - Red Book'Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWhich book was that? We're starting to get those questions from the kids now, so a book might get us off the hook.I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
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Cheers!Originally posted by Pogle View PostIts called 'The Usbourne Pocket Scientist - Red Book'
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