Originally posted by zeitghost
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Originally posted by zeitghostWatch it, Big Nose.
Stop thinking about sex!
I wasn't!
You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small? "
Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by zeitghostBlessed are the Cheesemakers.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by AtW View Postonce the disaster strikes you'd try to get firearms from like the only people who have them and who also were trained to use them. Might as well shoot yourself, oops - you'd need a gun for it also!
Yes, we did.
Guns did not work on Triffids. They had to invent special CD-flingers to chop the stinging bit of the flower off.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostYou'd know who wins if you'd ever read the book you Philistine
That film was a travesty.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
That film was a travesty.
It was dressed up in wimmins clothing an that?
IGMCConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by ctdctd View Post^ WHS +
WTF was the final escape from the killer rhubarb all about. Dribble some poison into your eyes through an old wooden mask and they leave you alone?
At least give a few seconds scientific explanation to help some of the audience who are not completely asleep by the end.
Intelligent scientists turning to mumbo jumbo. Religious order turning out to be evil. Pump action shotguns. Yep, definite Hollywood traits.
Oh, the script writer?
The two-part drama, which is due to air later this year, has been written by Patrick Harbinson, whose credits include the US series ER and Law & Order.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostDidn't we do this in another thread just a few days before?Comment
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