Client News

[Xenophon]

Xen fell for the "whole bag of coffee revels" trick!

[OwlHoot]

Xeno's OCD No. 27 (v3): Sitting on a toilet seat that is soaking wet from someone else's piss.

[oracleslave]

I think we need a 'hover' icon.

[Purple Dalek]

I think we need a 'hover' icon.

You know when you're on the tube and it's not all that crowded and there's a gap to sit down and someone goes up to it but they slap the seat first and it is wet and now their hand is wet and they've not got anything to wipe their hand on and everyone is now looking out the corner of their eye at them waiting to see what they do with the dirty hand and they know everyone is watching and then you try and stifle a laugh and don't manage it and everyone looks at you now and they take their chance to wipe their hand on the seat back.

We need an icon for that too.

[BrilloPad]

You know when you're on the tube and it's not all that crowded and there's a gap to sit down and someone goes up to it but they slap the seat first and it is wet and now their hand is wet and they've not got anything to wipe their hand on and everyone is now looking out the corner of their eye at them waiting to see what they do with the dirty hand and they know everyone is watching and then you try and stifle a laugh and don't manage it and everyone looks at you now and they take their chance to wipe their hand on the seat back.

We need an icon for that too.

Does that happen much?

[Purple Dalek]

Does that happen much?

Seems like every time I'm in the city and on the tube something like that happens. Have to say walking or grabbing a cab between the clients and the apartment is more normal.

[BrilloPad]

Seems like every time I'm in the city and on the tube something like that happens. Have to say walking or grabbing a cab between the clients and the apartment is more normal.

This must be a recent phenomenom then as its never happened to me - from 98 to 02 I used the tube twice a day. Now I use it once a month.

[tay]

I would wipe my hand on the back of the seat and not care who was looking. The seat is already not fit for purpose.

[Purple Dalek]

This must be a recent phenomenom then as its never happened to me - from 98 to 02 I used the tube twice a day. Now I use it once a month.

And in all that time you never saw anything that might make you laugh, but you restrained yourself because of cause and the surroundings?