Fessing up on stupid things you have done

[n5gooner]

But JC does she still let you get your leg over with her.....or is that all over now?

[The Late, Great JC]

She's probably shagging every swinging dick she can get her hands on behind your back. Not trying to worry you or anything....

Why be worried?

There was a farmer in Denshaw who's wife was shagging a guy in the village. The unfortunate thing was the whole village new as the wife and her fancy man were blatant about it. This went on for years. Eventually, the farmer found out what was going on, took down his shotgun, drove into the village, shot them both and drove to the police station to surrender himself. The judge sentenced him to 3 months - Manslaughter due to diminished responsibility.

The Farmer still lives in Denshaw...

[The Late, Great JC]

But JC does she still let you get your leg over with her.....or is that all over now?

Ohhhhhh Yesssss. Stops me wandering.

[n5gooner]

so it was worth you coming clean then in the end, better sex life than before the affar, prehaps there is a morrle there............

[The Late, Great JC]

so it was worth you coming clean then in the end, better sex life than before the affar, prehaps there is a morrle there............

You're pissed again, aren't you gooner?

[n5gooner]

You're pissed again, aren't you gooner?

sorry churchill, sorry JC, - its Friday contracts ending hic. pub lunch hic...just a few beers hic..cup....must remember to save the receipts.

[WageSlave]

sorry churchill, sorry JC, - its Friday contracts ending hic. pub lunch hic...just a few beers hic..cup....must remember to save the receipts.

n5gooner, you're not the great MC I've been searching for, are you?
Is your name Mark and did you serve in the RAF?

[Lucifer Box]

You didn't, did you? Why? Deny everything, man!

A close friend of mine confessed to her boyfriend that she had had an affair. He had no idea and didn't suspect a thing. Since that day he has never trusted her and her friendships with men have been a secret.

Yes, of course, >cough<, a close errr friend of yours, eh?

[WageSlave]

Yes, of course, >cough<, a close errr friend of yours, eh?

Lucifer, it really is a friend of mine. I know you are shocked to learn that I have friends - it only happens occassionally
I can honestly state that I have never cheated on my wife. As you know, I have the purest of minds and am completely blind to other women.

[Lucifer Box]

Lucifer, it really is a friend of mine. I know you are shocked to learn that I have friends - it only happens occassionally
I can honestly state that I have never cheated on my wife. As you know, I have the purest of minds and am completely blind to other women.

Go on, give her one. Look how well it turned out for JC.