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    #11
    Originally posted by Pickle2 View Post
    Isnt "a nice bath and paint my nails" the bird equiv. of a pot noodle?
    Yes but I've yet to find a lady who would admit to it.
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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      #12
      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
      I'd love to.

      However, I've got my bag to pack, I'm on manouvers over the weekend. I'll catch you again!
      Not painting your nails then?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #13
        Originally posted by Pickle2 View Post
        Isnt "a nice bath and paint my nails" the bird equiv. of a pot noodle?
        In some cases, yes.... tonight though, No!

        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        So actually, when ladies have a night in, they spend their time watching paint dry.
        Not quite... other things happen too!
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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          #14
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Not painting your nails then?
          One set of painted nails in the relationship is enough don't you think?

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            #15
            I will be there.
            Where are we going buddy?

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              #16
              I hear Bob Dalek painted the nails on his right hand so he could imagine what it would be like to have a girlfriend
              The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

              But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                #17
                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                In some cases, yes.... tonight though, No!



                Not quite... other things happen too!
                Are you painting them for someone special?
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Are you painting them for someone special?
                  Yeah it's my turn tonight
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    Are you painting them for someone special?
                    I am!
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                      Yeah it's my turn tonight
                      Shut up!
                      Bazza gets caught
                      Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                      CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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