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Yes but I've yet to find a lady who would admit to it.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
Not painting your nails then?Originally posted by Churchill View PostI'd love to.
However, I've got my bag to pack, I'm on manouvers over the weekend. I'll catch you again!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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In some cases, yes.... tonight though, No!Originally posted by Pickle2 View PostIsnt "a nice bath and paint my nails" the bird equiv. of a pot noodle?
Not quite... other things happen too!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSo actually, when ladies have a night in, they spend their time watching paint dry.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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One set of painted nails in the relationship is enough don't you think?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNot painting your nails then?
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I hear Bob Dalek painted the nails on his right hand so he could imagine what it would be like to have a girlfriendThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Are you painting them for someone special?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostIn some cases, yes.... tonight though, No!
Not quite... other things happen too!
And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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Yeah it's my turn tonightOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAre you painting them for someone special?
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostAre you painting them for someone special?
I am!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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