Has anyone seen my car keys ?

[EternalOptimist]

Are you migrating data or migrating servers?

both, the lot, the full monty.

what are you into Pogle ?

[Pogle]

BI,
I mainly work with Business Objects Data Integrator - its an ETL tool.
I do data migration and data warehousing and basically shift data from a to c whilst cleaning it up at b!

Its rather a niche market and is currently dead, so I am currently trying to get something in the local NHS to tied me over.

Are you from Manchester? I'm North of the city, but still within the M60

[Spacecadet]

working on a SQL migration for a small company in Manchester. I have done my stuff, but we dont go live till january. I feel like a cnt, because they cant afford me, sitting around just makes it worse.

Thats quite funny, I'm from manchester and working down south (boo!) on a data migration

[BrilloPad]

I think the police say you should leave your car keys close to the front door within a fishing pole reach of the letterbox.

Or was it not leave?

[Spacecadet]

I think the police say you should leave your car keys close to the front door within a fishing pole reach of the letterbox.

Or was it not leave?

definitately leave... it allows the police/fire brigade to move your car if its blocking without needing to damage it

[EternalOptimist]

BI,
I mainly work with Business Objects Data Integrator - its an ETL tool.
I do data migration and data warehousing and basically shift data from a to c whilst cleaning it up at b!

Its rather a niche market and is currently dead, so I am currently trying to get something in the local NHS to tied me over.

Are you from Manchester? I'm North of the city, but still within the M60

BI to ETL ?

You'll do well on this board.


There are a million msaccess databases out there that need moving up to SQL , now that ms have removed their support. I get at least three calls a day, it may be niche, but there's loads of it.
In addition I have to rewrite the apps front end, so its the full deal.

I am in West Manchester near Worsley.

[Bob Dalek]

I dont wear gloves, but some git robbed my railings a few weeks ago. what colour are they ?

Bare metal - with a dash of bird poo.

[EternalOptimist]

Bare metal - with a dash of bird poo.

no, not mine, I'll take the glove though

[Bob Dalek]

no, not mine, I'll take the glove though

It, too, has a bit of bird poo on it.

[EternalOptimist]

It, too, has a bit of bird poo on it.

i'm not fussy, a bird pooed on my shoes once and I still bought her a drink