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Are CUK lunatics like weeds?
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I haven't got the time to go mental on yous I'm afraid!Originally posted by tay View PostI am betting on SallyAnne being the next crazy chick to go loco after the daleks are weeded.
But a can up me geordie a bit if yiz want? N then yiz cn just prihtend av lost me blob?The pope is a tard.Comment
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I thought you're a mackem?Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostI haven't got the time to go mental on yous I'm afraid!
But a can up me geordie a bit if yiz want? N then yiz cn just prihtend av lost me blob?"I hope Celtic realise that, if their team is good enough, they will win. If they're not good enough, they'll not win - and they can't look at anybody else, whether it is referees or any other influence." - Walter Smith
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SA - that Geordie dictionary you got me last year..... I think I lost itOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostI haven't got the time to go mental on yous I'm afraid!
But a can up me geordie a bit if yiz want? N then yiz cn just prihtend av lost me blob?
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Oh puulllllease! Someone as witty as us 'ere Daleks being confused with Sadgonad?Originally posted by Incognito View PostI reckon the Daleks are Sas's invention, he does strike you as a Davros type poster. Oh that and he's a one-eye.
Laughable, if it wasn't, well, just quite so insulting.
I shall huff now.
huff!
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I've got a copy of "Larn Yersel' Geordie" somewhere at home I can lend you.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostSA - that Geordie dictionary you got me last year..... I think I lost it

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Ta flower.... I will need a quick refresher course before the CUK Christmas doOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI've got a copy of "Larn Yersel' Geordie" somewhere at home I can lend you.
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I don't think there's a section on understanding p1ssed up geordies, but I'll have a look...Originally posted by cailin maith View PostTa flower.... I will need a quick refresher course before the CUK Christmas do
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