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Yawn (TM) CUK award for terminal dullness
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Yes, given what a total bore I am, the fact that you got more votes makes you brain dead.Hard Brexit now!
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This Poll is like asking
Do you like your Porridge with Milk or Water?The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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Would you please toddle off and drink your ASDA cider? Thank you.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThis Poll is like asking
Do you like your Porridge with Milk or Water?Comment
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Given that HRHIsARavingFelchLord is one of my voters, I declare this poll null and void
Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostGiven that HRHIsARavingFelchLord is one of my voters, I declare this poll null and void

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You seem to be quite knowledgeable on the low rent lifestyleOriginally posted by Bob Dalek View PostWould you please toddle off and drink your ASDA cider? Thank you.
The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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No. I'm a Dalek and have, to my eternal cost, been reading your mind. Took all of 0.0000000000000000001 seconds. and half of that was spent ploughing through the spelling mistakes.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostYou seem to be quite knowledgeable on the low rent lifestyle
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Something tells me your Hobby is standing naked infront of your bedroom Mirror saying "I AM A DALEK" repeatedly while having a Pot NoodleThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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I like mine with milk thanks.Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostThis Poll is like asking
Do you like your Porridge with Milk or Water?
hmmm - idea for another poll......Comment
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