Evil engine noises….

[Bob Dalek]

Prostitute in the boot. Have had the same problem a couple of times. One extra blow with the hammer up-front will make for a more relaxing journey to the disused mine shaft.

[Wilmslow]

Well, made it in okay this morning on the sport mode, although it was a rather skittish journey.

Planning to take it in the truckers lane tonight - all 60 miles back home.

Got the joys of exchanging it for a Ka this evening, not that I care, as at least it should point in a straight line.

Knew I should have bought a banger, not wasted moolahs on a new one....

If I do not make it back home safe, it has been good knowing you all. Look out for M62 accidents tonight.....

[chef]

we can only pray

[Churchill]

Well, made it in okay this morning on the sport mode, although it was a rather skittish journey.

Planning to take it in the truckers lane tonight - all 60 miles back home.

Got the joys of exchanging it for a Ka this evening, not that I care, as at least it should point in a straight line.

Knew I should have bought a banger, not wasted moolahs on a new one....

If I do not make it back home safe, it has been good knowing you all. Look out for M62 accidents tonight.....

What you should've done is bought a decent motorway cruiser! One that is big, comfortable and built for Long journeys at relatively high speeds.

You got lured into a false economy by buying that piece of sh!t.

[chef]

if your gonna buy 2nd hand oldish car get an audi, built like tank, weighs nearly as much as a tank, will last forever, quality german engineering