Originally posted by DiscoStu
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Q: Where do sun beams end and star light begin?
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A: Because a watched kettle takes longer to boil.
Q: Where do sun beams end and star light begin?Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson -
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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A - To make Tottenham feel better for having 2 points when this thread has only 1
Q - Why does Tottenham only have 2 points?Comment
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A - Because there is a godOriginally posted by tay View Post
Q - What is the solution to the Riemann hypothesis?Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - EpicurusComment
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Q - What is the solution to the Riemann hypothesis?
a. Plenty of oil to maximise slipperiness!
q. What have I forgot to pack?Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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A - The Riemann SolutionOriginally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
Q - Does you belly button up the rate of lint production as you get older, or do you just get slacker about harvesting it on a regular basis?Comment
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"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Thomas JeffersonComment
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-A Quite a bitOriginally posted by Jog On View Post
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Coffee's for closersComment
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Throw them to the lions - WC2 5.4Comment
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