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    #21
    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    Being able to waltz is a boon for attracting ladies with a little class.
    I find whispering "18 inches" in their ear works just as well.

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      #22
      Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
      I find whispering "18 inches" in their ear works just as well.
      THat being the thickness of your wallet?

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        #23
        Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
        I find whispering "18 inches" in their ear works just as well.
        They would be rather disappointed with the reality though eh?
        I am not qualified to give the above advice!

        The original point and click interface by
        Smith and Wesson.

        Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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          #24
          Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
          I find whispering "18 inches" in their ear works just as well.
          WTF are you doing posting on here with that kind of asset?

          You should be out making 'movie' stars squeal.

          What recession eh?
          Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

          Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

          That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

          Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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            #25
            Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
            I find whispering "18 inches" in their ear works just as well.

            With your ability to bullsh!t, a life as an agent obviously beckons...

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              #26
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              With your ability to bullsh!t, a life as an agent obviously beckons...
              He'd need to be driving a big, powerful, red car as well. Just to be really convincing.
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

              Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

              That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

              Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                #27
                Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
                They would be rather disappointed with the reality though eh?
                Originally posted by snaw View Post
                WTF are you doing posting on here with that kind of asset?

                You should be out making 'movie' stars squeal.

                What recession eh?
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                With your ability to bullsh!t, a life as an agent obviously beckons...
                Jealousy, am used to dealing with it

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                  With your ability to bullsh!t, a life as an agent obviously beckons...
                  My agent says he can make his 18". If he folds it in half.....

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    According to HolyMoly, two of the judges are sleeping together as well.

                    So, which ones is it??
                    who gives a tulip?
                    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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