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Dull Thread: New bale of towels

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    #11
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I got a towel from Morrisons in '96 which survived 12 years of single man use and is now my wifes favourite towel
    thank you for a great image
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #12
      1. Next time your in a hotel complain that the towels are rubbish and ask for only brand new fresh towels.

      2. keep them.

      3. spend the money you would have spent on towels at the pub

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        #13
        Originally posted by mailric View Post
        1. Next time your in a hotel complain that the towels are rubbish and ask for only brand new fresh towels.

        2. keep them.

        3. spend the money you would have spent on towels at the pub
        4. Explain to the nice policeman that it is all a misunderstanding and smile sheepishly.

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          #14
          Originally posted by mailric View Post
          1. Next time your in a hotel complain that the towels are rubbish and ask for only brand new fresh towels.

          2. keep them.

          3. spend the money you would have spent on towels at the pub
          Brand new towels are no good; they need at least 2, preferably 3 runs in the washing machine at 60 degrees, 90 for white, before they reach their optimal absorption level.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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