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Wouldn't cling-ons reject him?Originally posted by Churchill View Post
Hth"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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I was referring to little pieces of sh!t that cling to the hairs on your arse!Originally posted by daviejones View PostWouldn't cling-ons reject him?Comment
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So was I...Originally posted by Churchill View PostI was referring to little pieces of sh!t that cling to the hairs on your arse!"If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"Comment
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Dangleberries, you mean.Originally posted by Churchill View PostI was referring to little pieces of sh!t that cling to the hairs on your arse!Comment
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Aren't they the same as "Emma's"?Originally posted by Old Greg View PostDangleberries, you mean.Comment
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You guys are the Keystone Cops of insults. The Ginger Ninja (he has a girlie you know) and the Davie ... what a deadly duo
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Do you mean Chalfonts? If so no. Dangleberries are winnets. (Those little bits of tulip tangled in the hairs of your arse that winnet come off).Originally posted by Churchill View PostAren't they the same as "Emma's"?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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I thought Chalfonts were arse-grapes?Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostDo you mean Chalfonts? If so no. Dangleberries are winnets. (Those little bits of tulip tangled in the hairs of your arse that winnet come off)."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Yeah, but you are harmless...Originally posted by tay View PostYou guys are the Keystone Cops of insults. The Ginger Ninja (he has a girlie you know) and the Davie ... what a deadly duo
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